Fair Warning

  Hello and welcome to my blog, assuming you are attractive. As you can see, I myself am incredibly attractive and have thoughts only those who share my condition can understand. Now those among us who have avoided beauty may still "Read" this blog but may not understand the finer points of my ramblings.To put it simply those of you who are good looking you will get my high caliber thoughts, and embrace them with the sensuous tentacles of knowledge you have developed, but those who disagree can only be described as unattractive and can't understand the high intellectual level of our attractive readership.
  You of course, know this is all true, because it's on the internet. Which we all know has very high publishing standards. My relatives are possibly the best examples of this embracing the truth that is the internet, and spreading the good word of those few souls who populate this vast cyberspace. The even preach the teachings of these individuals all over my inbox, in fact I had to make a new e-mail account just to keep one full of interesting facts, statistics, and cats.
  While I wrote this post I though of all these interesting facts my grandparents had shared with me , I was overwhelmed with all the topics I could possibly write about. I could've plunged into the deep conspiracy involving poisonous rainbows in our water, the obvious facade the Government is for the Illuminati power structure, or Tupac Shakurs obviously faked death (All Eyez On Me, very telling song, why would he rap about the attention he garners as a rapper, he's dead, no one can look at him in a coffin, unless...he is still alive.). But these buried beacons of truth were all so good, I just decided to spread the good word of the denziens of the internet to you fellow attractive men and women. Stay classy cyberspace stay classy.