Atrractive Women With An Attractive Man

  Well readers, I have to admit a mistake, a sexy mistake though. I have forgotten to tell you all exactly to be attractive. And no, dear reader, you will never be a attractive as me, yet you can be more attractive than those immediately around you.
  Don't get too excited reader, the path to attractiveness  is still a long and arduous one. Fear not though you have me to guide you, and I have a P.H.D. in sexiness, graduating valedictorian of my class at sexy-university. So you no longer have to sink your parents trust fund into some worthless college to be attractive, especially when you have someone of my caliber teaching you.
  Well getting started, the main thing you have to remember when being attractive is the simple Acronym L.A.D.I.E.S.?. (Look And Determine, Is Everyone Staring ?). If you walk into a room and everyone is staring you may have taken a step in the right direction, If you're doing it right people should be taking off their pants and other various articles of clothing. If on the other hand you're doing it wrong people will be taking out their mace, avoid this outcome.
   But how do you get everyone's longing stare rather than a restraining order you ask. Well you first need to hit the gym, a fat person showing skin is traumatizing, a toned person showing skin is invigorating. So pump iron, put in laps, and most importantly chug a few steak milkshakes for protein.
   So now you've hit the gym reader and you're the bluffest of the buff. But your face, your face is hideous. Did Helen Thomas and a Griffin have a baby? You need some serious work reader, and by work I mean plastic surgery, which is pretty self explanatory, insert plastic into your face until your attractive. I personally used legos they work extraordinarily for a broad square chin.
   Well reader your face is probably a little sore but you're almost attractive, yes you look the part but there's a reason beauty pageants have entire sections devoted to your personality, I can't remember exactly why currently. But personality is obviously important to beauty queens, so in order  to make this final step you need to have a "family"no not a real family necessarily, just a cute and loving one to give you the illusion of personality. So you now at all times have multiple adopted children who came to your welcoming home in order to escape the various atrocities in their various home countries. So now that you have a family, you must bring all conversations back to your adopted children in the most subtle way possible. For example your co-worker is complaining about the weather, mention how horrible the weather was back in your childs home country where a crazed dictator used a weather machine to enslave the populace killing millions in the process.
   Well reader supposing you've read this far you probably followed my advice, and damn are you looking fine, congratulations. Celebrate by picking up various supermodels in your newly acquired Lamborghini, and remember, have fun you sexy animal.