Bahhhh

   Sheep, you are all sheep consuming mainstream culture accepting anything and everything as truth. How can you leave the flock though? Leaving all the culturally brainwashed sheep in the herd that you left, to walk mindlessly to the slaughter, like so many ill fated lemmings.
   Well readers, I am pleased to announce I have left the mindless flock, blazing my own rebellious path. I no longer recycle, shower, or obey basic parking regulations, I even own a leather jacket. Now reader, what can you do to advance to my level of rebellion? Well, we'll start small, stop listening to any music your fellow sheep listen to, the new music you switch must have the word fuck in each of their songs, nothing is more rebellious than swearing.
  Which brings me to my next point, with the music you listen to having a constant barrage of swear words, you need to insert an expletive into every sentence your rebellious mouth speaks. Take my recent incursion at our local school board meeting, at first I went to simply spread my attractive self and thoughts, to more than just the internet. But it got way out of hand as people were drawn to me, fawning over me, complementing my genius, even allowing me to go onstage and drop a knowledge bomb. Now the flock of sheep that was the audience wouldn't accept my knowledge without realizing how anti-establishment I was. So I not only punched the superintendent, but called him a " (edit) *the man disapproves of my excellent vocabulary* Puppy Killer" while I pinned him to the floor. This didn't just  wake the sleeping audience members up, it also brought the local police in to hear my idea for a tropical paradise day at the local pool, that I promptly proposed once the superintendent had regained his composure. While at the end of the meeting I had to be escorted out, and the motion for a tropical paradise day was rejected, I gained a silent respect within the the community. I even put a plaque up for myself in city hall.
    But swearing, while essential to my accomplishments within the community is not the only tool within my rebellious toolbox. Some say my hammer of sorts, is violence. As you can see when at city hall I grabbed the audiences attention setting up the nail of my idea with multiple poignant swears, finally driving the nail home with a mighty swing from my hammer of violence that landed squarely on the superintendent, leaving the audience a nail of an idea lodged in their brain, effectively alerting the world to your rebellion as well as any ideas you may have to improve the community.
    Broadcasting your rebellion to anyone in you proximity isn't enough though, you'll have to internalize your rebellion as well. To be truly rebellious, you have to honestly see the unknowing flock of sheep that is humanity, as well as actually own a leather jacket. It's no good to just say these things. So please buy leather, swear, fight, and become the rebel that so many aspire to be.